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- Reticula
- Ohio, United States
- I am being held hostage here by Dolores, my unintentional Muse. I have little control over the content of this blog, except to make sure it's the truth. Don't try to save me. She has long fingernails and when she cracks her toes the sound will make you crazy. Don't ask me how I know. (Profile photo: front window of a gay porn store in a small midwestern city near you.)
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December
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- New Year's Eve 2011
- Wordless Wednesday: Holy Milk
- Like it? Click it!
- Cookies are so 2011
- The Weight of Santa.....again
- Christmas week rambling
- Wordless Wednesday: Santa Coraline
- Is that Cookie Monster under my skirt?
- Occupy Scrooge
- The Secret Ingredient in Cookies
- The Weight of Keywords
- December 4 is National Cookie Day!
- Stuck
- Snippets from Elvira
- Anniversaries
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December
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A little to the left please
(1)
A trip down memory lane
(1)
A view from my van
(1)
about me
(1)
Air Force pride
(1)
all about me
(4)
all me
(1)
Alley cat
(1)
alone again naturally
(1)
Anniversaries
(2)
Anything is good with vodka and chocolate in it
(1)
Are you going to eat those eyeballs?
(1)
asshole.
(1)
Baby
(1)
Back to my normal
(1)
Bacon
(2)
Baseball
(1)
Batter down
(1)
BDSMish
(2)
Big pink butt
(1)
black leather
(1)
Blue moon
(1)
Boobs
(1)
Botox is our friend
(1)
Breast is best
(1)
Brother Sun concert
(1)
Bull Durham
(1)
Butter your bits
(1)
Butterflies are the new white meat
(1)
By the power vested in me by the state of Iowa
(1)
Can I have a squirt of that
(1)
Can you reach the top shelf with that thing?
(1)
children
(2)
Christmas
(2)
Christmas is all about the cookies
(2)
church porn
(1)
Closed for Business
(1)
Clubbing
(2)
Cookies
(4)
Cookies?
(1)
Coraline
(5)
Coward
(1)
Cross that off the bucket list.
(3)
Cruisin'
(1)
Cupcakes
(1)
Cycling
(8)
Daddies shouldn't play with guns either
(1)
Dating
(1)
death
(2)
Death by Dessert
(1)
definition
(1)
Did somebody swallow the key to the handcuffs
(1)
Did you bring the cookies?
(1)
Dildos
(5)
Do people expect to get cookies from these machines?
(1)
Do you know an ass tricks?
(1)
Do you think her boobs are real?
(1)
Dolores says it's time to write about bacon lube again
(2)
Don't go to Chuck.
(1)
Don't stop until I tell you to
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Drake
(1)
Drug dealers who won't get the hell out of my way
(1)
Eat everything on your plate
(1)
Elvira
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Ending with a dream
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Excuse me sir your nip is showing
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Extreme Sports
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Facebook
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Falling
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Fetish
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Fetish party
(1)
First the spanking....
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Flying
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Four gay men and me
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Fucking perverts
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gardening
(1)
get over here and bring your hot rocks
(1)
Getting naked for my art
(1)
Give me cookie. memories
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Give me the pen; I'll do it myself
(1)
Got what I need.
(1)
Great legs
(1)
Have I told you about my new bike?
(1)
He can still fly
(1)
Here kitty kitty
(1)
Heroes
(1)
Hey that tickles
(1)
How do you know I was faking it?
(1)
I am stacked but my students don't notice
(1)
I can be a bitch
(1)
I don't read palms or crystal balls
(1)
I don't want to do this
(1)
I don't want to look 18 but 35 would be nice
(1)
I have overextended myself again
(1)
I have the plane
(1)
I lose
(1)
I love a man in a kilt even more than I love a man on his knees
(1)
I love Christina
(1)
I love meat
(1)
I see you
(1)
I voted
(1)
I want next year's valentine wrapped in black leather
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I want that fucking swan
(1)
I want to ride my bicycle
(1)
I work on contract
(1)
I'd do her
(1)
I'd rather get everything on the bucket list than win this contest
(1)
I'd rather have a cookie
(1)
I'll decide who's been naughty or nice
(1)
I'll let you know when I'm too old to dance
(1)
I'm confused a lot and I show it
(1)
I'm getting old
(1)
I'm leaving out a lot of shit
(1)
I've got your discomfort right here
(1)
I've had enough
(1)
idiots and bullies
(1)
If not oompa loompas how about elves
(1)
In which Google bends me over for half a day
(1)
Insert gratuitous sexually explicit tag here
(1)
intimacy
(1)
Iowa
(1)
It takes more than extract to make good cookies
(1)
It's all about me
(1)
It's HOW big?
(1)
It's just a blob of mustard
(1)
It's not goodbye
(1)
It's too late to back out now
(1)
Just another day
(5)
Just another fucking day
(1)
Just life
(4)
Just put it in your mouth already
(1)
Just waiting for the shoe to drop
(1)
Karaoke
(1)
Keep your hands where I can see them
(1)
Kevin Costner is so hot
(1)
Keywords
(2)
Kicking some ass
(1)
Kids ask the darndest questions.
(1)
Kids say the darndest things
(2)
Kinky Grandma
(1)
Leaving home
(1)
Let me draw you a map
(1)
Liar
(1)
Licker to die for
(1)
Licking a blow hole can't be that bad
(1)
Life lessons
(2)
Love my peeps
(1)
ma'am
(1)
madeleine
(1)
martinis
(1)
Master Harold and the boys
(1)
me
(1)
Memories
(4)
Military life
(1)
milk
(1)
Miss Serendipity
(4)
More bacon please
(1)
Mouth orgasms
(1)
Movie review
(1)
music
(2)
musing
(2)
My beautiful mind
(1)
My big vagina is not a political tool
(2)
My boy
(1)
My brain hurts
(1)
my daughter
(2)
My popular year
(1)
My stolen Valentine
(1)
NaBloPoMo
(50)
Nipple foot
(1)
No wonder there aren't any windows
(1)
Nostalgia
(1)
Not a finger; not even a toe
(1)
observing
(1)
Occupy this.
(1)
Or not
(1)
Pant Pant Pant
(1)
pants on fire
(1)
Party on the left. Party on the right
(1)
payback always shows up at your door
(1)
penis eels
(1)
Photos of things that look like a penis
(1)
pinewood derby for grown ups
(1)
Pings
(1)
Please just stick with the Sybian searches
(1)
Poems
(1)
poetic masturbation
(2)
poetry
(5)
Pole dancing
(1)
Popping my cherry
(1)
Porn
(2)
Post Thanksgiving Madness
(1)
Preview.
(1)
Problem solved
(1)
Proust
(1)
Rainy nights
(1)
Recipes
(10)
Regrets.
(1)
Rejuvenate Reticula's Vagina Foundation
(1)
reticulate
(1)
ride sally ride
(1)
Romance
(1)
Screw the screw
(1)
Serendipity
(2)
She's a what?
(1)
She's a winner
(1)
short prompts
(1)
Show me the love
(1)
showing off
(1)
Single life.
(1)
Size doesn't matter
(1)
Slippery when wet
(1)
smoke and bad intentions
(1)
So hard not to comment on this one
(1)
so is every other day
(1)
social networks
(1)
Sometimes the mask slips.
(1)
Special Delivery
(1)
spring
(1)
statistics
(1)
Step out of the van please
(1)
Stepping off the cliff
(1)
Still waiting for the real cookie
(1)
Storyteller
(1)
Sucking donkey balls
(1)
Summer nights
(1)
Sven
(1)
Sybian
(1)
Take what you want but leave my brain alone.
(1)
Taking my life in my hands
(1)
Thank the Viking gods Valentine's Day is over
(1)
Thanks for asking me if I'm a bitch today
(1)
Thanksgiving dinner
(2)
The swan called shotgun
(1)
Theatre stories
(5)
There's no place like home if you can find it
(1)
They're not just words
(1)
This is only the beginning
(1)
This is why you should listen to your English teacher
(1)
Ummmm what's that little girl doing?
(1)
Up
(1)
up and away
(1)
Vagina
(1)
Wanker
(1)
Watch out for psychopaths
(1)
We are what we eat
(1)
Weekend musing
(1)
Weekend Update
(4)
Welcome to the dungeon
(1)
What are the odds
(1)
What's a clitoris?
(1)
What's in the box
(1)
When can I join the mile-high club?
(1)
Where do I put my hands
(1)
Where the dead bodies are buried.
(1)
Why I won't settle for less
(1)
why we're here
(1)
Will do more than sing for cookies
(1)
Will sing for cookies
(1)
Will trade pies for cookies
(1)
Wordless Wednesday
(5)
words
(2)
writing
(1)
writing prompt
(1)
Wrong number
(1)
You can't just patch this up with Fix-a-Flat
(1)
You show me yours and I'll show you mine
(1)
You want to put that monster where?
(1)
yummy blue pills
(1)
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THAT looks beautiful! and Yummy!
ReplyDeleteI want very much to dip the corner of some toast into that egg.
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