Please direct your attention to the Facebook like button just to your right and down a wee bit. See it? Now click it. Click it hard. Mmmmm. Now wasn't that satisfying? Don't you just love a good click?
Oh, I know what you're thinking. Of course it wasn't a cookie, silly, but you never know where just a click of the button will lead you. It's like a promise. Just a tickle of a promise. A moist little lick of a promise. Just the barest scent on the breeze of a promise.
If nothing else, you will now get notices on your Facebook when I post a new missive of wisdom, and you might even get some little extras that don't quite make it to the blog. And you will make me very happy and next time I see you, you might get a cookie--if you're very very good*.
Now aren't you glad you clicked?
* Certain restrictions apply .... But you don't need to worry about the rules. Just do as I say and everything will be wonderful.
