NaBloPoMo #11: Wordless Wednesday: That's a dilly

A new reader, my neighbor down the street, told me she felt cheated last Wednesday when she saw I had only posted a photo and not written anything. So this Wednesday I'm going to post a Wordless Wednesday photo with words. You're welcome.

Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just glad to see me ....
Wait! That really was a pickle in your pocket.
And my, what a large pickle it is too. So firm. So .... green.
So .... well, it's bumpy too, isn't it?
What more can I say about your pickle?
Nice pickle. It's a dilly.
Probably takes 2 hands to handle that beast.
I would get closer to it, but I might stab you in the eye
with my small pointy breasts.