Wrap that around your head

You know how I like to get my Christmas list out there early, right? Not that it makes any difference because I didn't get anything I asked for here last year. Not the hoodie pillow or the glass tank or The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas. Not one damn thing.

This year I'm going to have to be more insistent. This year I really want all the things I wanted last year, except the hoodie pillow. Why, you ask? I'll tell you why.

Because I want ... well, you have to see it. I want this!

Looks like some kind of sweatshirt gas mask, doesn't it? Or a face-warmer for a horse. Or something dirty, and you know what I mean.

But it's not. It's a pillow! According to the Amazon listing, it's an Etree Pillow Office the Nap Pillow Head Neck Protection Pillow Everywhere Nod Off to Sleep. And I want one. You will too when you see how it works.

How fucking cool is that? And it's only $19.91. What a bargain!

I probably need at least 3 of those because I would sleep in it every night. I would wear it while I was thinking of things to write here, because you can put your head right on a table and it's like having a pillow built in around your head. And on airplanes! Who wouldn't want to wear that on a long flight?

I swear if I don't get this for Christmas, I'm buying one for myself. I will have this .... this .... head pillow.

(Credit goes to Grogalingus for posting this on Facebook.)