This year I'm going to have to be more insistent. This year I really want all the things I wanted last year, except the hoodie pillow. Why, you ask? I'll tell you why.
Because I want ... well, you have to see it. I want this!
Looks like some kind of sweatshirt gas mask, doesn't it? Or a face-warmer for a horse. Or something dirty, and you know what I mean.
But it's not. It's a pillow! According to the Amazon listing, it's an Etree Pillow Office the Nap Pillow Head Neck Protection Pillow Everywhere Nod Off to Sleep. And I want one. You will too when you see how it works.
How fucking cool is that? And it's only $19.91. What a bargain!
I probably need at least 3 of those because I would sleep in it every night. I would wear it while I was thinking of things to write here, because you can put your head right on a table and it's like having a pillow built in around your head. And on airplanes! Who wouldn't want to wear that on a long flight?
I swear if I don't get this for Christmas, I'm buying one for myself. I will have this .... this .... head pillow.
(Credit goes to Grogalingus for posting this on Facebook.)