Tuesday, February 21, 2012

The Buttcracker

I will confess, it's week 8 of a 10-week quarter and my ass is dragging. All I have tonight is this Russian video, titled "The Buttcracker" (for those who don't read Russian). I don't know about you, but I don't care how clean my ass crack is, I don't use it to prepare my food. But I did laugh at the balls it took for an advertising team to come up with this. Suck it, Don Draper.*

*Please note I didn't talk about vaginas today. It's not easy, but I'm working my program.My sponsor says I might be able to mention vaginas next week if I stay clean until then.