Squirrel! |
But wait, you say. That's not a cat. That's a squirrel.
Yes, it is a squirrel. I can tell the difference, I say. You don't have the whole picture.
Coward |
Coward was chowing down the tuna steak as fast as she could like any smart alley cat would ...until this squirrel came down out of the oak tree and decided it wanted the Alley Cat brand cat food she wasn't eating. So Coward, living entirely up to her name, backed away from the bowl and waited for the squirrel to finish eating even though there was fresh tuna steak in the bowl with the dry cat food. Here she is hiding around the corner behind the steps while the squirrel hogs the food. "Really, Coward?" I said. "You hiss at me, the person who gives you food and you step aside with your eyes cast down for this....this....squirrel?" I hope that's shame on her face.
Linx |
The moral of the story: There is no moral to the story, just a fact. Cowards lose. If you don't fight for your tuna steak and your Alley Cat brand cat food, which was given to you with at least some small degree of affection, somebody else will eat it and you won't get more anywhere else. You'll probably end up eating out of a garbage can or licking a fast food wrapper. That's just a fact. Cowards lose.
there wasn't even a fight involved. coward just had to keep eating.
ReplyDeleteAlley cats don't role like that. They don't eat together. Only one at a time or somebody gets bopped.
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