For those of you who like to lick the frosting, I offer you this tutorial on how to make a vagina cupcake. As an owner of a vagina that doesn't look exactly like this cupcake though, I'm compelled to add a short bit of commentary. First, the toasted coconut might not work for you--either visually or palate-wise. One friend who isn't into the coconut pubes suggested chocolate sprinkles. For that 70's look, I think licorice whips, either black
I'd also suggest reducing the size of that clit, which is technically a clit hood, and adding a little ball of frosting under there. If clits were that big, Cindy would have found hers long before she found her toes. Guys, I know you're thinking it would sure solve a lot of problems if it were that big, but then we might have to call it something else, like a penis.
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Finally, I don't know about you, but what she was doing with that paintbrush at the end kind of gave me a tickle. I wonder if it made the vagina cupcake feel all shivery too.
OK, I think you're ready to go forth and make some vagina cupcakes. I'm brewing a new batch of milk licker today or I'd have my fondant and cherry-poppin'-red food coloring out already. If you do make vagina cupcakes, please remember to share. Photos, I mean. Remember to share photos.
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That was educational. "Sidewalls" is my new term of choice for labia majora. I refuse to say "bladder area" since that is way off and on a different part of the map. I don't get persnickety re: vulva vs vagina, either. But I totally love sidewalls. :D Gonna drive this baby all around town!
ReplyDeleteMy clit (hood and all) is that big. Just sayin'. ;-)
ReplyDeleteOh, and if you count the part that's all tucked up inside, known as "female erectile tissue," our junk is comparable in size his junk. Of course, that would be kinda more than a cupcake could handle, huh?
Jen
huh.
ReplyDeleteHow 'bout if I just call my va'jay jay a "cupcake" and tell people to eat it?
:-)
Ginny, I can hear your engine revving from here. Love a woman with a V-8 under her hood.
ReplyDeleteJen, you're bragging about the size of your penis? Really? I wanna see.
Chrysalis, mmmmmm. Cupcake. Is it better than a cookie?
I love the vagina, but I'm having a difficult time deciding when I would serve vagina cupcakes? When my now 14 year old daughter was 3, I would ask her to name her favorite food.
ReplyDeleteShe would always answer, "cake."
I'd then ask, "what if there was no more cake in the world?" She'd reply, "that's okay, I'd eat cupcakes."
From this day forward, I agree with Chrysalis. I am going to refer to my va'jay jay as my "cupcake"!!
That's a great idea, Idiot Mom! You can put a candle on it. Get it? Candle it?
ReplyDeleteI also think the vagina cupcake fits perfectly with our new business idea: Paps and Weddings. Just think about it. It's perfect. Wedding cupcakes that look like vaginas. We're going to get rich I tell ya!
Let them eat cupcakes!