Friday, August 5, 2011

Viagra and Birth Control


Hmmmm. Where would I begin to blow holes in this idiot's argument? Have I said I hate idiots and bullies?

Here's my solution to the problem of birth control and Viagra in my personal life. A vasectomy is the perfect form of birth control, so get one before entering my vagina unless you've got a vagina too. As for Viagra, I keep a cut-crystal bowl of them right on my dresser. Pop a couple, clear your sinuses, and let's have some fun. Let's not make this debate into an either/or argument. Viagra and birth control go together like blueberries and vodka, so let's make both free for everybody so idiots and bullies can find something else to beat off about.

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